While I sympathise with the ‘Mantelope’, as the specific nature of his birth has clearly left him feeling self conscious and in today’s beauty obsessed culture, he has very little chance of fitting in.
On the other hand, his name is Dwayne and he drinks wine at parties. So fuck him, the hoofy cunt.
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While I sympathise with the ‘Mantelope’, as the specific nature of his birth has clearly left him feeling self conscious and in today’s beauty obsessed culture, he has very little chance of fitting in.
On the other hand, his name is Dwayne and he drinks wine at parties. So fuck him, the hoofy cunt.